Tamriel Rebuilt:Hlera Velo

Hlera Velo (hlera velo)
Added by	Tamriel Rebuilt
Home Town	Alt Bosara
Location	Hlera Velo's House
Race	Dark Elf	Gender	Female
Level	6	Class	Commoner
Other Information
Health	69	Magicka	92
Alarm	85	Fight	30

Hlera Velo

Hlera Velo is a Dark Elf commoner who can be found in her house in Alt Bosara. She has been cursed by a former lover to experience sudden and extreme mood swings, thus her dialogue is randomized based on her mood.

She wears a common shirt with matching skirt, pants, shoes, belt, and amulet. She wields a cleaver, and carries 16 gold, a bottle, and a folded cloth.

Aside from her natural resistance to fire and the sanctuary provided by her ancestors, she knows no spells.

Dialogue

• Greetings:

These greetings have a random chance of appearing:

"Hello there, outlander. I am %Name, a proud inhabitant of Alt Bosara."

"An %PCRace, how interesting. [Hlera yawns.]"

"A %PCRace, how interesting. [Hlera yawns.]"

"%PCRace! What are you doing here? Were you followed? Yes, you must have been followed! Now they're going to find me and it's all your fault!"

"[Hlera Velo starts to laugh hysterically the moment you open your mouth.] ... I'm sorry, it's just that [she laughs again] ... it is so hilarious to actually see a real live %PCRace! Please, ask me anything. [Hlera laughs again.] ... A real live %PCRace, now what are the odds of that?"

"Greetings, %PCRace, it's GREAT to see you!"

"Why hello there, %PCRace, it is such an honor to... Oh never mind, I was never good at this. I just wish I was good at... anything. [Hlera looks like she's about to cry.]"

"I hate you, %PCRace."

"Why hello. How are you doing today, outlander? I am just taking it easy. You know, just relaxing."

"I am %Name, and may I just say that I am so happy to see you, %PCRace. My life is just so wonderful, you know. I live in the most beautiful town in the world, I am healthy and strong, and things just can't get better than they are right now. Words cannot describe how thankful I am for being blessed with such a wonderful mood."

"Lucky you, %PCRace. You caught me in a completely neutral mood. If you have any questions about my condition, now's the time to ask."

• Alt Bosara:

These lines have a random chance of appearing:

"It is simply the greatest, best town the Telvanni have ever given us mer on the face of Morrowind."

"Such a boring town... There really isn't anything interesting to do around here."

"Have you ever wondered why Alt Bosara was created right next to a waterfall? There's more to Alt Bosara than meets the eye, %PCRace. Remember that."

"Hey %PCRace, what do you get when you turn Alt Bosara upside down? Nothing! It's not even possible! I got you there, did I not?"

"What a great town to live in, don't you agree? I mean I practically live NEXT TO A WATERFALL!"

"[Hlera gets emotional.] Why did Alt Bosara have to be placed in the middle of nowhere? Why do I even live here? I just can't stand being here any longer... Why does everyone hate me here? It's just SO unfair."

"Ah, Alt Bosara... I resent living here."

"It's a nice town and all, just one drawback; you actually need to move your body if you want to get anywhere. And I don't really like the whole 'moving your body to get somewhere' thing."

"It really is such a wonderful town, %PCRace."

"I should've never come here in the first place."

• Background:

These lines have a random chance of appearing:

"I just can't help myself, but every time I think about my background, I just start to gloat all over."

"Have you ever tried asking a slave about their background? Well, my background is about half as interesting as that of a slave's."

"I'm %Name. Why do you ask? You've come here to kill me, haven't you? What's that you're doing behind your back? Stay away from me, %PCRace! No, I'm not paranoid! Keep your hand away from that weapon or I swear I'll call the guards! Guards, guards! Someone is trying to assault me!" Goodbye

"Well, I suppose I could tell you one particularly funny fact about my past. You see, I was so poor when I grew up that I couldn't even afford to pay attention. [Hlera looks at you expectantly.]"

"Every day, my background grows larger and larger, because every day I experience something fresh and new that adds to the tale of my life. ISN'T THAT EXCITING?"

"[Hlera lightens up.] It's so kind of you, %PCRace, to show an interest in my background. It's just that... talking about my background gets me depressed, so I usually pretend it doesn't exist, in order to, you know, avoid the disappointment... But anyway, it was still very kind of you to ask."

"Hmm... how shall I say this? I hate the world, and the world hates me. I hate you, I hate Alt Bosara, and I hate the s'wit that cursed me with these damned mood swings. Did I forget anything or anyone else? Well, I hate those things and people as well."

"My background is part of the past, and, well... talking about the past requires me to actually think. And I don't really feel like thinking about, eh... anything at the moment."

"If I look at my background, I can only say that I am happy with what I have done, and I am certainly happy to be where I am right now."

"I am %Name. As you might have noticed, I have been afflicted with a certain 'condition'. You see, years ago I had a lover who happened to be a talented sorcerer. Cutting a long story short, I ended up breaking his heart, and in return, he cursed me. The curse makes me experience all sorts of overwhelming moods in a seemingly random way; on any given day you I could be happy, depressed, lazy, paranoid, or bored, all within minutes of each other. This condition has had rather significant consequences."

• latest rumors:

These lines have a random chance of appearing:

"It isn't a rumor, outlander. All the great stuff you've heard about me is simply true."

"Nothing more than the usual stuff."

"They all point to the same thing, %PCRace; the devious plans of the hidden ones continue to unfold."

"I heard some people had trouble eating their kwama eggs today. I guess the saying is true: a boiled kwama egg in the morning is hard to beat!"

"Rumors are just so... EXCITING!!"

"[Hlera becomes nervous.] There haven't been any rumors about me I hope? You know I just wouldn't be able to take any more negativity in my life at this moment."

"I hate talking about rumors, outlander."

"I prefer sleeping to chatting, so I don't have that much to offer when it comes to rumors."

"The latest rumors around here have been nothing but positive."

"Most people stay away from me. As a result I don't know any rumors at the moment."

• little advice:

These lines have a random chance of appearing:

"Sorry, I'm too good for that."

"Please just do something, anything to make yourself more interesting. You're practically making me fall asleep here."

"The truth will set you free, outlander."

"Hey all I can say is: 'In the council it's your vote that counts; in Alt Bosara, it's your count that votes!' Get it?! By 'count' I mean Master Vaerin... Oh come on! You know it's funny."

"Everything has the potential to be exciting. All it takes is a little 'creative' effort from your part. ISN'T THAT EXCITING?!"

"[Hlera attempts to be funny.] You must be pretty messed up asking ME for advice huh... am I right? That was funny, right? Oh, never mind. I'll just be quiet from now on."

"I hate people that ask for advice."

"The less you work, the longer you'll live. I wonder if one could reach immortality by following this rule?"

"Be happy with that which you already have. Because that just makes life a lot easier for you."

"Please just forget anything I've said to you when in one of my moods. The moods are so powerful that they simply take control over me. They make me say the strangest and most embarrassing things, so just keep in mind that it's the mood that's talking, not me."

• little secret:

These lines have a random chance of appearing:

"I've never been so proud of myself as I am right now. And that's saying something."

"[Hlera just stares blankly at you.]"

"You ask too many questions, %PCRace. I know you're up to something."

"What's heavier? A pound of crab meat, or a pound of ebony? Guess what, they both have the same weight! Isn't that hilarious? [Hlera laughs so hard, she nearly cries.]"

"I don't like keeping secrets, I prefer to tell them, because well... you know... at least that's EXCITING!"

"I wish I knew what it was. I wish I knew the secret to finally being happy."

"I hate secrets."

"A wise mer once said: 'why do something today when you can postpone it till tomorrow?'. The wise one was on to something, don't you agree?"

"I like being happy, don't you?"

"I have no use for secrets. All I want is for my curse to be cured."

• Master Vaerin:

These lines have a random chance of appearing:

"He's the best possible Master I could ever wish for."

"[Hlera yawns and nearly falls asleep.]"

"He's just one of the many political puppets of a secret society."

"[Hlera bursts out in laughter and keeps laughing for a solid five minutes.]" Goodbye

"Isn't he EXCITING?!"

"[Hlera seems to be on the brink of bursting out in tears.] It's just... he just... I just... I'm sorry, this is just making me too emotional." Goodbye

"I hate him."

"Maybe some other time, outlander." Goodbye

"I just couldn't wish for a better Master, sera."

"He's the Telvanni Master of Alt Bosara and he probably doesn't even know I exist."

• my trade:

These lines have a random chance of appearing:

"I'm a commoner and that's all I'll ever want to be."

"Not nearly as interesting as the lifecycle of a mudcrab."

"I am one of the few 'enlightened' ones, outlander. If you want to become as 'enlightened' as I am, just follow the golden rule: never trust anything or anyone and keep in mind that everything is part of a huge conspiracy."

"I'm a eh... professional comedian. I'll give you an example all right. Okay, so there's two mudcrabs on a steak. They're both just sitting things out. Then one of the mudcrabs yells: 'By the gods, it's getting pretty damned hot here!' And the other mudcrab replies: 'Gods stand me by, a TALKING mudcrab!' [Hlera seems pretty amused with her joke.] That's one of my favorites, but don't worry, there will be plenty more to come."

"I REALLY like my trade! I get to wake up every day and do the commoner's work I LOVE to do! Isn't that just EXCITING?!"

"[Hlera looks depressed.] I'm worthless and I know it. People don't need me around here, I mean I bet they couldn't care less if I were to just spontaneously disappear."

"I am just a commoner and I severely hate my job. Sometimes I consider getting a different job, but then I remember something; I hate all other jobs just as badly."

"My trade? I don't do really that much. In fact, I don't really do anything."

"I am just a humble commoner, but make no mistake, I am happy with my job."

"My condition prevents me from being able to do anything serious for a living."