Skyrim:The Lusty Argonian Maid, v1

Book Information; The Lusty Argonian Maid, v1
ID	0001ACEF
See Also	Lore version
Up	The Lusty Argonian Maid
Type	List 3
Writer	Mark Nelson
Locations
	Found in the following locations: 167 ft W of Abandoned Prison, in a shack crushed by an uprooted tree, next to Lucky Lorenz's body. (map); BenkongerikeDB; Driftshade Refuge, on a shelf in the room to the left, near where two silver hand enemies are.; Fort DawnguardDG exterior, on top of the tower closest to the gate, next to a bedroll.; Haelga's Bunkhouse, on the table beside Haelga's bed.; Hrodulf's HouseDB; Riftweald Manor, on a table in the tunnels beneath, next to Mercer's Plans.;

The Lusty Argonian Maid, v1

by Crassius Curio

A short excerpt from Crassius Curio's bawdy play

ACT IV, SCENE III, CONTINUED

Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

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